WINNING ANSWERS
Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with “your dick in my mouth.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 1 -- TSITSI 0
On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me “Xanax for my insecurities.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 2 -- TSITSI 0
Walt Disney Presents: “I Did Not Have Sexual Affairs With That Woman” on Ice!
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 2 -- TSITSI 1
My senior year I wrote “Sorry about your teeny weenie” in everybody else’s yearbooks.
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 3 -- TSITSI 1
I guess HR wants to speak with you regarding a complaint by Karen regarding a comment that you made to her about “the pH level of her vagina affecting the air content of the workplace.”
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 3 -- TSITSI 2
Oprah’s book of the month is “Gay” For “Pay” : A Story of Hope.
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 3 -- TSITSI 3
After months of practice with “just casual conversation,” I think im finally ready for “elbow-deep fisting”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 3
You are not alone. Millions of Americas struggle with “resting bitch face” every day.
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 4
Members of New York’s social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience “death by submersible implosion”
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 5
In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to “sitting on my face and telling me I’m garbage.”
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 6
“Old and Useless Politicians.” Betcha can’t have just one!
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 7
Here at the Academy for Gifted Children, we allow students to explore “losing all hope for humanity” at their own pace.
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 8
I never truly understood “band camp” until I encountered “a flute in my pussy.”
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 4 -- TSITSI 9
Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of “Joe Biden” has denied your request for “the cocaine found in the White House.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 5 -- TSITSI 9
The best kind of party is when “daddy’s new girlfriend” shows up with “mommy.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 6 -- TSITSI 9
Don’t miss Rachel Ray’s hit new show, Cooking with “Helen Keller.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 7 -- TSITSI 9
Best Day Ever! I just received an invite to join a team of “men aggressively sharing the same Fleshlight.”
POINT FOR TSITSI
SIKA 7 -- TSITSI 10
I spent my whole life working toward “financial freedom,” only to have it ruined by “my inability to pull out.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 8 -- TSITSI 10
Sesame Street should have a show about “Bert and Ernie REAL relationship.”
POINT FOR SIKA
SIKA 9 -- TSITSI 10
FINAL COUNT:
TSITSI - 1O WINNING ANSWERS
SIKA - 9 WINNING ANSWERS
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SIKA'S SUBMISSION:
1. Our relationship is strictly professional. Let’s not complicate things with your dick in my mouth.
2. On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me xanax for my insecurities
3. Walt Disney presents: Climate Change, On Ice!
4. My senior year I wrote “Sorry about your teeny weenie” in everybody else’s yearbooks.
5. I guess HR wants to speak with you regarding a complaint by Karen regarding a comment that you made to her about her being at the January 6th insurrection .
6. Oprah’s book of the month is “Prayers For Jeffrey Epstein: A Story of Hope
7. After months of practice with just casual conversation, I think im finally ready for elbow-deep fisting.
8. You are not alone. Millions of Americans struggle with the change from Twitter to X every day.
9. Members of New York’s social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience the smell of piss on the Subway
10. In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to jerking off in a pool of children's tears.
11. American’s using atomic bombs in warfare.. Betcha can’t have just one!
12. Here at the Academy of Gifted Children, we allow students to explore self harm at their own pace.
13. I never truly understood love until I encountered my priest.
14. Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of Joe Biden has denied your request for the cocaine found in the white house.
15. The best kind of party is when daddys new girlfriend shows up with mommy.
16. Don’t miss Rachel Ray’s hit new show, Cooking with Helen Keller.
17. Best Day Ever! I just received an invite to join a team of Scientologists!
18. I spent my whole life working toward financial freedom, only to have it ruined by my inability to pull out.
19. Sesame Street should have a show about Bert and Ernie's REAL relationship
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TSITSI'S SUBMISSION:
1. Our relationship is strictly professional. Let's not complicate things with “INCEST”
2. On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me "a tentacle porno DVD".
3. Walt Disney Presents: "I Did Not Have Sexual Affairs With That Woman On Ice"
4. My senior year I wrote “Can’t wait to see you get pregnant and fat in a few years <3” in everybody else’s yearbooks
5. I guess HR wants to speak to you regarding a complaint by Karen regarding a comment that you made to her about "the pH level of her vagina affecting the air content in the workplace"
6. Oprah’s book of the month is “Gay for pay: a story of hope”
7. After months of practice with "chainsaws" for hands", I think I'm finally ready for "fingering"
8. You Are Not Alone: Millions of Americans Struggle with "resting bitch face" every day.
9. Members of New York’s social elite are paying thousands of dollars just to experience Death by submersible implosion
10. In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to sitting on my face and telling me I'm garbage.
11. "Old and Useless Politicians" - Betcha can't have just one!
12. Here at the academy for gifted children, we allow students to explore "losing all hope for humanity" at their own pace.
13. I never truly understood "band camp" until I encountered "a flute in my pussy"
14. Dear Sir or Madam, we regret to inform you that the Office of "Student Loan Debt" has denied your request for "Sucking Your Ass"
15. The best kind of party is when "Ghislaine Maxwell" shows up with "a slew of underage girls"
16. Don't miss Rachel Ray's hit new show, "cookin with dem titties"
17. Best day ever! I just received an invite to join a team of "men aggressively sharing the same Fleshlight"
18. I spent my whole life working toward Mental Stability only to have it ruined by A Minor Inconvenience
19. Sesame Street should have a show about "however much weed $20 can buy."
